Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Do Your Boobs Hang Low?

Today I was rushed!!! In the morning I had to rush to get my 2 miles in, then I rushed to work, then after work I rushed to the gas station, then I rushed home to get ready for my water aerobic class. Rush....rush...rush..

In my haste, I was changing into my bathing suit and I happened to take a look at my chest in the mirror. And all of a sudden I started singing this song from my childhood....If you're old enough you'll remember this little ditty....

Do your boobs hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a Continental Soldier?

Do your boobs hang low?

Do you remember that song?

After I sang each line - I would yell ~ YES!! Do your boobs hang low ~ YES! Do they wobble to and fro ~YES! Can you tie them in a knot ~ YES! etc....

I'm all alone in my bathroom just singing away thinking this is the greatest song ever. It so fits me~

I'm really getting into it, singing, laughing and carrying on and then I begin to realize that there's something wrong with this song. Something does not sound quite right...And then I realize.....

It's not ~ Do your BOOBS hang low, it supposed to say Do your EARS hang low....

I am a goof!!!! I seriously embarrassed myself ~ all by myself ~ red face and all. Geez ~

Sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself!



  1. LOL!! I feel this way often! I find my self yanking up my bra to remeber were boobs should be. Hah...the good old days!

  2. LOL!!!! I was just getting ready to close down the blog--I am seriously running late! But just as I was scrolling up to click, "Sign Out" I saw the title of your post.

    The tune immediately started in my head, and I immediately started laughing. So I had to read it.

    LOLOLOL! So glad I took that moment. I sang it with your words and am still smiling.

    I think this struck me as so exceptionally funny, because I had just been sitting here thinking that my new high back pain may be from the girls hanging too low. (I wear my old bras at home to save the new ones. sigh)

    Talk about perfect timing! lol, again. I think I'll have to hoist the girls up at home, too. Still hearing that jingle...


  3. I remember that our elementary school taught us "ears" but being the naughty little kids we were, we sang "boobs" too. :)

    I think of that song when I see mine in the mirror too...:)

  4. This made me laugh out loud....and I'll most likely have this song stuck in my head now. Thanks. LOL! ;)